We all need our guidance, and here’s a play on the rules for those who sometimes need a reminder:
I. Thou shall have no other modes of transport before me.
II. Thou shall not worship any other forms of sport in my likeness.
III. You shall not take the name of the track in vain.
IV. Remember thy Apex, and keep it holy.
V. Honor thy Rossi and thy Dunlop.
VI. Thou shall not push thy limits anywhere but at the racetrack.
VII. Thou shall not Drag a knee on the double yellow.
VIII. Thou shall not steal repair parts from the Tree of Shame.
IX. Thou shall not spend more money on chrome and beer than tires and gear.
X. Thou shall not covet they neighbors motorcycle.